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chemicalcandy · 5 months ago
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drawing from the first to the seventh. this is titled "fish can be anything"
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hinamie · 10 days ago
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this is an ideal illusion .
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gay-dorito-dust · 2 months ago
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You: *to Dante* I like you, have a cup a cupcake
Dante: sweet! Strawberry!
You: *to Nero* I like you, have a cupcake
Nero: nice! Chocolate raspberry!
Vergil:…
You: *kisses his forehead and gives him a massive hug*
Vergil: what is the meaning of this!
You: you looked like you need a hug. Also you look tired, really tired Vergil and I’m sorry that I can’t do anything to change what has happened to you, but just know that it’s okay. *pulls away to kiss his forehead again* it’ll be all okay, also have a cupcake.
Vergil: …lemon and poppy seed. *smiles softly*
(I think Vergil’s taste in cupcakes would be ones where it’s not heavily sweet but just enough where he’s not put off by it. Like chocolate chip and banana cupcakes, lemon and poppy seed or maybe even coffee cupcakes if he prefers a bitter taste)
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sheespi · 3 months ago
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the marauders and Euphemia as conversations me and my mum have had (part 1)
James: would you still love me if I were a deer?
Euphemia: *actually thinks about it for a second*
Euphemia: it depends, were you always a deer or is it like, 'if I transformed right now into a deer, would you still love me'? Because if you had always been a deer you wouldn't be my son... I'm a human
James: ...
James: so you don't actually love me
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vantablackdraws · 2 months ago
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*licks finger and holds it up in the air* It's May Figured I'd go ahead and unearth some of my old mer/pirate au doodles/designs from a year(?) ago since I'm still kinda busy
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sayangrafayel · 7 months ago
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LADS AU where they all live together, MC is dating Rafayel.
Zayne: Oh hey, Rafayel.. Are you wearing your running bottoms and your hoodie? Are you going running?
Rafayel: nods
Sylus: Rafayel, are you alright?
Rafayel: nods and leaves
MC: Have fun.
Zayne: Oh my, what is wrong with Rafayel, MC?
Xavier: Yeah, are you guys okay?
MC: Rafayel is going for a run, if anything, we should be asking what is right with Rafayel.
Zayne: He only goes running if he’s upset, and he’s wearing his sad hoodie, and by the looks of it it’s been washed which is bone chilling.
MC: He’s fiiine. Everything is ok.
Caleb bursts into the apartment
Caleb: I JUST PASSED RAFAYEL. ON THE STREET. RUNNING. ON PURPOSE! OH MY GOD.
MC: ...Maybe I was wrong.
Caleb: RAFAYEL!!! ARE YOU OKAY? I SEE YOU AND I LOVE YOU!
MC: In my defense, no one here emotes in a normal way.
Zayne: That’s right.
Caleb: RAFAYEL!!
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redhoodlover1 · 3 months ago
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Dick: Hey Damian, how do you call a fish with no eye?
Damian: Astyanax mexicanus.
Dick: ...
Dick: Fsh.
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fore-seer · 27 days ago
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demiboydemon · 2 months ago
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ESPECIALLY when he first gets to Zora’s Domain. They’re all like “You killed our princess >:(” and he’s like “whoa! Fish people!”
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vixfern · 1 year ago
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Clark: I made lightly fried fish fillets for dinner.
Bruce: Clark, It's 1:15 am, what the fuck.
Clark: Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not.
Bruce: Well, I mean yeah.
Clark: So come downstairs while they're still hot.
Bruce: Wait, you just made them?
Clark : Yeah, I wasn't tired so I decided to make lightly fried fish fillets.
Bruce: Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time Clark.
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your-local-crypt1d · 10 months ago
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Gem, down on one knee: Jimmy, will you do me the honour of becoming my brother-in-law?
fWhip: Are you proposing to Jimmy for me?!
Gem: Well, somebody has to!
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chemicalcandy · 1 year ago
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what do we think of these incorrect fish as badges?
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murasaki-cha · 5 months ago
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Almost every single hunter in South Korea and their mothers for some reason going to Cha Euijae's restaurant:
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thebatdorm · 3 months ago
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Jason: "This sounds like you intend to go to a fish rave."
Dick, who happens to have info about fish raves on hand: "b e t."
Jason, mildly baffled: "Why do you just. Have this."
Dick: "Why would I not just have this? Have you met me? I would love to go to a fish rave. There's music already."
Jason: "what"
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chaoticace2005 · 1 year ago
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Angel, scrolling through his phone: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Husk, walks in covered with ink: Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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deserthusbands · 7 months ago
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obi-wan, rather pleased with himself: oh, cody! what do you call a fish with no eye?
cody, not looking up: myxine circifrons.
obi-wan:
obi-wan: ... fsh. :(
cody:
cody: i like yours better.
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